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2007年10月15日 星期一
調味料:我的外國表弟
The Email he wrote to my uncle:
Hey Uncle Hwang -
This is Jackson, your nephew. My mom was recently talking about you and I decided that I would send you an e-mail to tell you how everything is going over here.
Well, my mom and dad are doing great, and I just got finished with finals, so I doing even better, haha. How is everything going over there?
I've been playing basketball recently on my school team and it looks like we have a good shot for going a long way into play-offs and I'm really excited! Some of my basketball photos are attached for you.
Hope everything is going well and looking forward to hearing back from you!
Sincerely,
Jackson
調味料:有80%正常人不知道以下事物!
專家統計,有80%正常人不知道以下事物!
◎ 蝦的心臟在頭部。
◎ 豬無法看到天空。
◎ 老鼠和馬不能嘔吐。
◎ 貓的尿液是夜光的。
◎ 世界上有50%的人從來沒有接聽過電話。
◎ 你睡覺的時候,不知不覺中會吃入70多種蚤蟲。
◎ 你永遠不可能用你的舌頭舔到你的手肘。
◎ 打噴嚏若過於強勁,會導致胸腔破裂。
◎ 如果你打電話超過一個小時,耳朵裡的耳垢會增加7倍。
◎ 打火機比火柴更早發明出來。
◎ 你的心臟可以產生把血液噴出三十尺高的壓力。
最後一個...
根據統計,有95%的「低能友」(弱智人士)沒有看完這篇妙事,已經試圖用自己的舌頭舔自己的手肘!
不准說謊,你(妳)有沒有???